http://www.podlook.com/channel/1017 １．老罗在课上问：“日本女人有什么爱好？”<BR>　　下面有人回答：“拍片！” <BR>　　老罗暗笑，说：“你们ＴＭＤ就不能想点好的东西啊，那么，日本男人有什么爱好？” <BR>　　下面异口同声：“看片！”<BR>　　２．古代诗人去妓院是去谈恋爱的。<BR>　　３．什么是梨形的身材？你们看我干什么？我老罗是标准的桶形身材！<BR>　　４．这道题多年来在新东方一直讲不明白，直到你们罗老师加盟了新东方。老教师都对我说：“老罗，你可真牛！”我赶紧说：“快别这么说，我只是站在了巨人的肩膀上！”<BR>　　５．我外婆出生于光绪年间，改个屁嫁。<BR>　　６．当学生向老俞提问时，老俞会给他讲个他自己奋斗的小故事，把学生都感动坏了，就忘了刚才的问题了。 <BR>　　７．瞪我干什么，我是从纯生物学角度来看待的，我们就是排斥同性恋。中国要是有５０％的人都是同性恋，人口问题就解决了。<BR>　　８．这时我赶紧掏出记事本，写遗嘱。<BR>　　９．我真嫉妒你们能遇到这么牛的老师！<BR>　　１０．真正的猛男，敢于直视惨淡的人生。猛男的另一个特征，哭的时候要躲起来。<BR>　　１１．女生就这点不好，你吵不过可以打嘛，打不过可以不打嘛！干什么去打小报告呢？ <BR>　　１２．我咽了一口苦水，不过在她看来是一口口水。 <BR>　　１３．风。冷风。冷风吹。古龙这样写是为了赚稿费，按行计费啊。<BR>　　１４．老子一天不做上１０００个俯卧撑还真ＴＭＤ不爽！ <BR>　　１５．小孩打架是比发育。<BR>　　１６．你数学不好，还可以去当英国首相嘛（丘吉尔），不行也可以去当台湾作家嘛（李敖），还可以去英国做诗嘛（徐志摩），当然以上的都需要签证。再不行你可以在内地当作家嘛（钱钟书），最次你也可以当个老师嘛（罗永浩），如果你连课都讲不了，你也可以去当个校长吧（俞敏洪）。 <BR>　　１７．有一年竟然发生这样的事：倪萍满面假春风地说：“今天的联欢会突出了联欢的主题。”对得让人面红耳赤。<BR>　　１８．痴呆型精神病患者最幸福。已经达到一个高深的境界，每天都处于非常ＨＩＧＨ的状态。而且干啥随便：你是傻子你怕什么？可以被养得白白胖胖，永远处于放风状态。<BR>　　１９．遇到误会解不解释呢？绝不解释！只有两种情况我才解释：一是亲人误 nospam@podlook.com zh-cn powered by podlook.com http://www.podlook.com/item/378653 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:57:55 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378652 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:57:43 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378649 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:56:46 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378648 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:56:33 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378647 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:56:22 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378646 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:56:10 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378645 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:55:55 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378644 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:55:42 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378643 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:55:31 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378642 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:55:19 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378641 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:55:06 GMT hlkjlkhl http://www.podlook.com/item/378640 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:54:55 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378639 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:54:42 GMT 春晚 http://www.podlook.com/item/378637 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:54:18 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378636 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:54:04 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378635 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:53:52 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378634 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:53:40 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378633 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:53:27 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378632 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:53:14 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378631 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:53:02 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378630 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:52:49 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378629 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:52:36 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378628 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:52:23 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378627 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:52:11 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378626 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:52:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378625 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:51:49 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378624 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:51:34 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378623 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:51:19 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378622 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:51:05 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378621 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:50:21 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378620 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:50:07 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378619 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:49:53 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378618 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:49:41 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378617 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:49:29 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/378616 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:49:15 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195847 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195846 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT 金瓶梅 诱惑 禁书 http://www.podlook.com/item/195845 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195844 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195843 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195842 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195841 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195840 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195839 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195838 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195837 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195836 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT 功夫 http://www.podlook.com/item/195835 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT 刘欢 老罗 刘欢老罗 http://www.podlook.com/item/195834 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.podlook.com/item/195833 Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT